Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Men are Happier

Got this off somewhere in the net(Friendster bulletin). No hard feelings to the girls though.

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth and take you seriously.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station washroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars with your bare hands. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. No problem.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. You can wear the same shirt to the office, wedding or funeral. Nobody will notice. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have broken heels or strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. Like wrinkles, white hair adds character. You only have to shave your face. Hairy legs? They come with the original package. They add character.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one watch -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.


  1. LOL!

    But hey, I've seen guys who are even more moody/emo than girls. Seriously. :D

  2. haha haha.... rotflmao....

    I hate to admit but ah well, girls are girls..... LOL...

    guys jus have to adapt... haha..

  3. why is the burden always on the guys -.-

  4. Not fair, you all have it so much easier! lol (and that's why we girls have to try our best to make your lives miserable :P)

  5. maybe we should do the same to the girls as well...

  6. let each and every one choose the way they are most comfortable with...guys or girls alike...BE YOURSELF!!! The way the guys live with may not suit the girls, and vice versa =p

  7. meaning they should not get married?

  8. in oversimplified term, marriage is just a relationship with a "legal" status...getting married is a choice made by both individuals with some "mutual agreements"...hehe, note that gender is not a matter of concern here...as we have gay & les marriages now...

    so there is no violation for an individual to establish such a relationship and share with his/her partner the way he/she lives...

    it is just like any other kinds of relationship...and life is about how you connect yourself in relation to others (living/non-living beings)...guys and girls alike...gender is not a discriminant on this matter...so please get married if you wish to, no objection!! =)

    p/s: you may choose not to have children, though...if you have hard time choosing the gender of your babies =p