What happens when i call people :p

Mom: Hallo, eat d or not?

Jen: Dear dear~ (usually)

Boon Phiaw: (no one bothered to answer the phone)

Kean Aun: (cannot connect, darn i think he is busy boiling porridge again)

Vincent: Hallo.
Me: hallo
Vincent: May i know who is on the line?
Me: You guess la.
Vincent: Wei (some name which i didn't get properly)
Me: No
Vincent: then who is this?
Me: I am calling from Germany.
Vincent: See Hua, what the, not expensive meh?

...

(Vincent passes the phone to Esther)

Esther: (sleepy) Hello?
Me: Good morning there.
Esther: (still sleepy) who's that?
(I think Vincent told her it's me)
Esther: See Hua!! YON WANT TO DIE IZZIT? "/%/()=/"§(/(%§$&$)"/§(=$%§/$"=$§%/()§/$()/§(=)"!)?!$/"§&(=!/%)$=".......

Walao... it's been so long since i talked to you guys and you ask me to die? "=.=

Anyway, it's sure nice to go and surprise people by not contacting them for a long long time and then call them out of notime :p

seehua
A Prayer of Compassion
May i become at all times, both now and forever,
A protector for those without protection,
A guide for those who have lost their way,
A ship for those whit oceans to cross,
A bridge for those with rivers to cross,
A sanctuary for those in danger,
A lamp for those without light,
A place of refuge for those who lack shelter,
And a servant for all in need

~His Holiness the Dalai Lama~